“Why?” they asked incredulously.
“Love, or rather what we call love, is nothing more that a biological reaction in the brain,” he responded.
“We know that.”
“The brain releases oxytocin, a chemical that acts like a drug, leading people to cheat on their spouses or elderly men to marry Anna Nicole Smith.”
“And?”
“And the creation of really bad romantic comedies.”
“Then why do you want to make a love potion?”
“Potion? I’m not making a love potion. I’m making a love vaccine.”