“It’s this afterlife thing. No one even notices.”
“Notices what? What do you mean — ‘afterlife’? Menopause?”
“NO — Doc: I’m DEAD. Can’t you TELL?”
“What makes you think you’re dead?”
“This expert, best in her field, told me — DID it to me. I don’t even know how she pulled it off.”
“What’s bothering you about being dead? It’s not holding you back.”
“I keep having to convince people. It’s awkward, embarrassing.”
“Any positive aspects?”
“I do seem to be losing weight.”
“And she got away with it?”
“Apparently.”
“Fascinating, fascinating. Tell me — did you get her business card?”