One man stood between the plague and the end of the world. "If only WhiteHouseMan® were here!" everyone cried. And they cried when they saw him, for he had caught the plague also.
Suddenly, with one bound, our superhero was free! "Look," said WhiteHouseMan®, "I may be diseased, but I am so strong that I CONQUER ALL!!"
And the world gazed upon WhiteHouseMan® in wonder.