We now go live to The Candy Cane Office where the Sleigh Rider Elect is to address the snow globe.
“My fellow believers. Front-line elves are working around the clock to complete Christmas list wishes. Presents will face delays as Santa’s reindeers are subject to global travel bans. This Christmas is different.”
“Obby the Pine Cone Ornament” pauses, holding the hopes of viewers by his hook.
“As Sleigh Rider Elect, I concede… This year, YOU—the believers, will deliver peace and happiness to all. Merry Christmas!