“Hold that pose!” said Volga, her boyfriend. Sacred or not, the tree made an impressive backdrop for fruity pics for the yoga celebrity’s website.
Zandra put her ear to the bark. “I hear my ancestors!” she exclaimed, before discovering herself stuck to the tree.
Volga rushed to her rescue, but found himself also stuck, and being absorbed into the tree.
When the site’s holy man arrived, the tree trunk exhibited two knotty areas like indistinct faces.
A camera lay nearby. He recovered it, deleted the photos and hurried off to the market.