It’s come to our attention that your wasteful practices are affecting the rest of the company adversely. The muscle groups are complaining of long hours without breaks, nobody around the company is getting their meals on time, and the guys over here in administration haven’t slept in two days. The CFO reports a weak budget because of orders for more paper, glue, and particularly alcohol and coffee, which are also overworking the liver.
Please finish all current projects before submitting new ideas labeled “the next big thing” for review.
Thanks,
Brain