"I still say she needs a Hansel in her life. She's trying to take everything away from us for her cause - bbq's, fireworks, even all types of Christmas trees," groused the elderly man.
Dana sighed, "Grandpa, all she is saying is that we need to cut back on the excessive use of fossil fuels."
"What?! Is that what she calls us seniors...fossil fools"?
"Oh, Grandpa, you need a big hug."
"I think I can warm up to that idea, or will that cause too much global warming"?