“Your late!” his boss snapped one Friday.
Wiping his mouth, Joe mumbled, “Couldn’t wake up this morning. Don’t know why.”
“Well, get cracking. Oh, by the way; I’ve scheduled you for a split shift this weekend.” With that, he walked to a computer on his cluttered desk and began typing.
“I’ve had it,” Joe muttered, gazing at what he’d fixed yesterday.
Since employee turnover had been high recently, nobody suspected Joe’d reprogrammed the droids that destroyed his boss’s office.