Anyway, I bought my mother some lead-lined sunglasses with tiny attached periscopes that I hope she’ll wear so when my new girlfriend comes over, she and I can hang out in safety.
Most moms can give a hard, stony stare. But none can beat my mom because she’s Medusa. Yeah, the one from Greek legend. I’ve gotten used to her and the curse I guess – I mean, most of my friends are now statues in our yard or home. My room alone is a museum of stone effigies (except they aren’t effigies but once-real people!).
Anyway, I bought my mother some lead-lined sunglasses with tiny attached periscopes that I hope she’ll wear so when my new girlfriend comes over, she and I can hang out in safety. Comments are closed.
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