He was just drawing level, when he suddenly collapsed and after a couple of seconds crawled up my front path.
He tapped weakly on my door, and then I heard him huff, "help me!"
I tentatively opened the letter box and said, "I'm sorry I can't we're self isolating."
My wife mouthed from the kitchen door 'who is it?'
Next, again but more weakly he puffed, "help me!"
"Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!" I replied...