"No, sir," Candy said, eyes flashing. "That's a desk job--and I'm happiest being a working girl. Try to put me in an office all day, and I'll resign!"
The Director sighed and pushed a slip of paper across the desk. "I figured you'd say that. Here is your next field assignment. Memorize the details, then burn the instructions like always. Good luck!"
Candy smiled and said, "Thank you, Director. I'll get right on it!"