Dr. James Woodward, a US-inventor to several patents was watching CNN International. Europeans were mocking the current strongman by floating a diaper-clad yellow baby-blimp. Recently, James stumbled upon a historic patent. With diagrams, the patent disclosed the novel application of a pulley-system to lift a boat on river banks in low ebb. US-patent 6469 was granted to Abraham Lincoln on May 22, 1849.
James sighed “And now this”!