Alice cackled to herself. Few knew it as she kept her identity secret, but as the CEO of a hugely influential company she enjoyed many perks.
A ginormous salary was one of them. Continuous requests to give TED talks was another.
Regretfully, she turned them down — the preservation of her anonymity demanded it.
If she was honest, though, the real joys of the job was infuriating her customers. She liked them to sign up to her social media platform, make friends, join in discussions and then— BLANK.
"You want to continue that discussion, losers," she crowed, "you’ll need the UPGRADE."
Picture thanks to wikipedia.
A ginormous salary was one of them. Continuous requests to give TED talks was another.
Regretfully, she turned them down — the preservation of her anonymity demanded it.
If she was honest, though, the real joys of the job was infuriating her customers. She liked them to sign up to her social media platform, make friends, join in discussions and then— BLANK.
"You want to continue that discussion, losers," she crowed, "you’ll need the UPGRADE."
Picture thanks to wikipedia.
