Things aren’t going great. Food’s okay and they’re polite; but honestly, I’m bored to death. That guy who keeps showing me his prize hammer? NSOH. Totally. At least his wife’s hot; nice of her to keep topping up my glass.
Are these guys for real? One of them actually just used the word ‘smite’. I mean, who says that these days? It is SO uncool to be that serious.
Time to stop being so low key. What if I tell the old dude that I think it was my dog that bit his hand? That should get a reaction.
Awesome!
Are these guys for real? One of them actually just used the word ‘smite’. I mean, who says that these days? It is SO uncool to be that serious.
Time to stop being so low key. What if I tell the old dude that I think it was my dog that bit his hand? That should get a reaction.
Awesome!
