In the late fifteenth century, the Catholic Church, attempting to reduce its dependence on fossil fuels, tried renewable energy for executions instead of bonfires. In Spain, Torquemada turned to a traditional punishment for recalcitrant Christians – lions.
Then in 1490, the heretic saints Carlos, Daniel, and Alice were executed by lions; however, their cleverly-concealed copies of "Pride And Prejudice" caused two lions to choke. After that, Torquemada turned to "death by dragon's breath", but the dragons all too frequently torched the inquisitors by mistake as well.
So Torquemada went back to bonfires, and now we have global warming as a result.
Then in 1490, the heretic saints Carlos, Daniel, and Alice were executed by lions; however, their cleverly-concealed copies of "Pride And Prejudice" caused two lions to choke. After that, Torquemada turned to "death by dragon's breath", but the dragons all too frequently torched the inquisitors by mistake as well.
So Torquemada went back to bonfires, and now we have global warming as a result.
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