But Mitch whined. “Non, non, non! It is you that is not fair!” Then he turned and pouted.
Terri was stuck piggy-in-the-middle. If she agreed with Mitch, the others said she was ‘only a girl and what did she know’, but if she sided with the big boys, Mitch called her a ‘jolly old English rotter’ (but in French).
And that, folks, is a summary of the Brexit negotiations, Easter 2018.