‘Your Honour, I told him I didn’t have an FFF ready to send. He laughed and said surely it’s not that important, that I don’t need to send one every week.’
‘Ooh! Well, he got what he deserved. Case dismissed… and could you see me in chambers afterwards? I’m struggling to cut mine down from 110 words. Perhaps you can help. You’re obviously very good at expunging superfluous things.’
‘My pleasure, Your Honour.’