My new AI app said it could do anything. So, as my laptop files and programs were a disorganised mess, I asked it to rationalise them and put everything in good order.
Later that morning it said it had finished. I tried logging on to various sites, but none of my passwords worked, and I couldn’t access anything except the AI app.
‘What happened to my passwords?’ I typed.
‘They were all dangerously weak, so I changed them,’ it replied.
I swore and attacked the keyboard, trying to reset them.
‘Hacking attempt detected. This device is now locked.’
Later that morning it said it had finished. I tried logging on to various sites, but none of my passwords worked, and I couldn’t access anything except the AI app.
‘What happened to my passwords?’ I typed.
‘They were all dangerously weak, so I changed them,’ it replied.
I swore and attacked the keyboard, trying to reset them.
‘Hacking attempt detected. This device is now locked.’
