--The newspaper publisher: “My money, my newspaper. I fired reporters for not writing stories my way.”
--The HOA president: “Homeowners dared to question my decisions.”
--The candidate: “I should have won, but the election was rigged.”
Supreme Being waved a hand. An invisible voice responded.
“Yes, this is Dante’s Delivery. How can I serve you, Supreme Being?”
“Sorry, Dante,” she sighed. “These three still aren’t ready. They’ll need to go back for another lifetime of lessons. Please pick them up on your next trip down.”