I’m Gregor Samsa. You remember, the man-turned-into-a-giant-cockroach. Yes, I know, you thought I died at the end of Kafka’s sad story, but that was just created for a dramatic ending. Actually, I found work in some cheap monster movies playing, naturally, the hideous bug monster who threatens the town, carries off the hero’s girlfriend and dies in some fiery, explosive ending. It’s a comfortable living.
Meanwhile, I rest in my plush trailer, eating craft services scraps (delicious!) and reading future scripts. My family is now well taken care of with my sister Grete attending Brown University.
Meanwhile, I rest in my plush trailer, eating craft services scraps (delicious!) and reading future scripts. My family is now well taken care of with my sister Grete attending Brown University.
