"You're taking this too seriously girl," said my Ma, always the practical one.
"Michael Myers was masked for 47 years and loving it!"
"Its called education. Toilet rolls in America is a billion $$ industry. Folks there can afford it. Now back to work."
"No buts, girl, don't give me lip, now what have we got for today's home-school work?"
"How to make a bandana!"