“Beam me up! Please. Please, beam me up!”
“There’s another one. Press the laser retrieval button, Sage.”
“Yes, Dad. Why are so many Earthlings wanting to come to Mars?”
“Social isolation rules due to the Coronavirus COVID-19. They can’t bear to be cooped up with their significant others any longer.”
“One of them told me it started in China. Is that true, Dad?”
“Well…technically, it did. I was experimenting with reversing the laser retrieval unit and that vial accidentally landed in Wuhan.”
“Accidentally, Dad?”
“Well…we did need some new exhibits for the zoo!”
“There’s another one. Press the laser retrieval button, Sage.”
“Yes, Dad. Why are so many Earthlings wanting to come to Mars?”
“Social isolation rules due to the Coronavirus COVID-19. They can’t bear to be cooped up with their significant others any longer.”
“One of them told me it started in China. Is that true, Dad?”
“Well…technically, it did. I was experimenting with reversing the laser retrieval unit and that vial accidentally landed in Wuhan.”
“Accidentally, Dad?”
“Well…we did need some new exhibits for the zoo!”
