"Honey, did you know that the word for cow balls, cojones, is related to the word avocado?"
"Really?"
"Really! I just read that in this article."
"I find that 'bullsh*t'."
"Why?"
"Cows have bells, 'BULLS' have balls".
"Oh!"
"My sweet city-raised wife, why don't you come to bed with me and I'll show you the difference."
"Honey, that's a lesson I don't want to miss."
"Really?"
"Really! I just read that in this article."
"I find that 'bullsh*t'."
"Why?"
"Cows have bells, 'BULLS' have balls".
"Oh!"
"My sweet city-raised wife, why don't you come to bed with me and I'll show you the difference."
"Honey, that's a lesson I don't want to miss."
