"Those darned lottery tickets don't pay off very often," Joe observed, "and when they do, it's usually only a dollar or two. Sure would be nice to win the biggie on one of the those '500 dollar a week for life' tickets."
"Yeah, that would be great, wouldn't it?" Larry chimed in.
"I dunno," Harold joked. "I'm not sure what I would do with an extra 500 bucks every week."
"Oh, I could show you," his wife said dryly.