We saw you right here on this site living with another woman in another country under another name. Imagine that!
Your replacement is all white named Licorice.
You haven't changed. You're as handsome as ever. We know you're being treated royally and we are pleased with that.
PS: What life number are you on now? Please don't forget to save another one for us.
Ciao! Oops! We meant "Meow".