‘Busy, sir.’
‘Does my red suit and being airborne tell you anything?’
‘Yes. Why call me out?’
‘Rudolph won’t move until his red nose is polished by a mechanic.You qualify! I’ll be having words later.’
‘Okay, I’ll sort that and give him reindeer feed. I carry suitable food. Just issued carrots to make a donkey move. Lady and gent were grateful. She’s due to give birth any moment.’
‘Quite right you helped them first. When you’re done I’ll bump you up my queue.’
‘Santa, all I want for Christmas is peace.’
‘You and me, both!’