This is Brien Broge in Sour Gopher, Texas, where we bring you latest news of an invasion by aliens. Their ship is huge--like a gigantic purple bladder, and hundreds of tentacled aliens are floating down. They're gobbling up townspeople, Army troops, and a band of cowboys! Air Force planes circle but dare not fire because of the friendlies.
Wait! The aliens are spitting out the people, who suffer a few sprained ankles from the fall. The aliens are clutching their stomachs and dropping like flies. They're allergic to humans! The invasion has failed. The mothership is returning to space!
Wait! The aliens are spitting out the people, who suffer a few sprained ankles from the fall. The aliens are clutching their stomachs and dropping like flies. They're allergic to humans! The invasion has failed. The mothership is returning to space!
