"Oh, you're always whining, Albert. George just wants to play."
"But he's got this big knife thing and he's chasing me!"
"He'll just be wanting to play 'Chefs and Carrots' with you, Albert. Can't you just join in?"
"He's on the rocking-horse. Chefs don't ride horses!"
"Find something else to play with, Albert. The wendy house?"
"We set fire to it last week, remember?"
"So you did. You should take more care of your toys. Go and play with George. You know, your older brother has the patience of a saint....... Albert?.... Albert?...... Albert?"