I understand you’ve selected the mahogany casket with brass fittings for your husband?
Excellent choice. It’s our top model.
With the cream satin interior?
Now, with a hit-and-run victim, there can be - how should I say this? – some disfigurement.
A closed casket? Wise choice.
And a spray of yellow and white roses on top?
That leaves only one question, Mrs. Anderson. When do you want us to kill your husband?