This hair is sticking out all over! It looks like I stuck my finger into a wall plug!
If you just give it a good brushing, it will lay down.
And the bloodshot eyes? What do I do about them?
A good night's sleep will take care of that.
How about the blotchy complexion?
It's not blotchy. It's just a little uneven in places. You can hardly tell. Besides, any good make-up will even out the skin tones.
No, it won't! I just hate this look! It makes me look 50 years old!
You're so hard to please. Here, try this other head; it belonged to someone ten years younger. Perhaps it will suit you better.
If you just give it a good brushing, it will lay down.
And the bloodshot eyes? What do I do about them?
A good night's sleep will take care of that.
How about the blotchy complexion?
It's not blotchy. It's just a little uneven in places. You can hardly tell. Besides, any good make-up will even out the skin tones.
No, it won't! I just hate this look! It makes me look 50 years old!
You're so hard to please. Here, try this other head; it belonged to someone ten years younger. Perhaps it will suit you better.
