– Hey, it makes sense. When you hear the word, the sound is closer to an 'ess' or a zed. Say it out loud for yourself.
– I maintain the s's rock. I'm not keen on all your missing u's either. Neighbor, flavor etc. Urgh. And as for your missing o's. Really, estrogen and celiac are vulgar.
– Haven't you heard about the world's letter shortage? Our economic policies re letters will ensure that words never run out. Did you hear me? You've gone awfully quiet.