“Hello, you're on the Easy Ed show. If you could be anyone in the whole world you wanted to be, who would you be?"
"Well, I'd like to be Lee Harvey Oswald."
Easy Ed made a little noise in his throat. Then he said, "Why would you want to be Lee Harvey Oswald?"
“Well, I'd like to know what he knew."
"Then you'd like to be Lee Harvey Oswald just from the knowledge standpoint, right?" Easy Ed sounded a little relieved.
"Yeah, Just from the knowledge standpoint," I said.