I used to dream of ways to get my mother-in-law. She was a very arrogant woman who believed that nothing in this world was good enough for her. She adorned herself as though she were a Christmas tree. Where ever possible she hung huge pieces of valuable jewelry. She wore false eyelashes and wigs. Her clothes were outrageously gorgeous. Now that didn't bother me but her intrusion into my life via her mommy's boy son, took it too far and when she decided to take my apartment because she liked it, I flipped out and started dreaming of ways to annoy and embarrass her.