I'm reading a book of very short stories by another writer. I think I could write some very short stories like hers.
But it wouldn't work because I don't write like that other writer.
I write like Ralphie Towser.
She would make me sit in a corner on a stool, wearing a pointed hat and facing the wall.
People would point at me and laugh derisively.
Her publisher would make me write "I will not copy (that other writer's) style" 100 times.
With a rusty crow quill pen.
But I might try to get away with it anyway.
But it wouldn't work because I don't write like that other writer.
I write like Ralphie Towser.
She would make me sit in a corner on a stool, wearing a pointed hat and facing the wall.
People would point at me and laugh derisively.
Her publisher would make me write "I will not copy (that other writer's) style" 100 times.
With a rusty crow quill pen.
But I might try to get away with it anyway.
