Calibri, by Amy Friedman

I hate Calabri. 
You hate Calabrians? 
No, Calabri. It’s a font. 
Of wisdom? 
Not a fount. A FONT! 
You don’t have to be rude! I can hear you fine. 
Fonts have nothing to do with founts. 
What is it, then? 
It’s a typeface. 
What type of face? Round, square, oval? 
A TYPEFACE. 
I think you need lessons in grammar and spelling. 
I think you need to shut up till you get a clue. 
Make me. 
Oh lord. This is starting to sound like Who’s On First. 
What? 
He’s on second. 
Now what are you talking about? 
Oh jeez, never mind.