You say I show off. Okay, I admit you have a point but I have the looks, the charm, and the swagger.
When all of the ladies in your world love you, pet you, and feed you, who wouldn’t feel all is it should be?
Oy! Who are you calling me that?
I’m not a mere moggy. I’m a Persian blue, so there. A well fed one. Now where next?
Oh yes I’m off to see Mrs Humphries at No. 14 for cod followed by cream about now.
See you around, sucker.