"That's it," Mary said, picking up the phone. "I'm calling an attorney to start divorce proceedings."
"But Mary," I said, almost choking on my coffee. "You can't do that. You and Don have been married twenty years."
"Don has become the most insensitive person in the world, whereas Danny Boy, our cat, dotes on me day and night. I'll divorce Don and marry Danny Boy."
"Come on, Mary. You can't be serious," I laughed.
"Just watch me!" she said, continuing to dial the attorney's number.
"But Mary," I said, almost choking on my coffee. "You can't do that. You and Don have been married twenty years."
"Don has become the most insensitive person in the world, whereas Danny Boy, our cat, dotes on me day and night. I'll divorce Don and marry Danny Boy."
"Come on, Mary. You can't be serious," I laughed.
"Just watch me!" she said, continuing to dial the attorney's number.
