“Gotta be a wino. I can’t believe the old man brought him to the workshop. He must be on another one of those charity kicks and picked him up at the soup kitchen.”
“I bet he stinks to high—“
“Shhh...here comes Nick.”
The “old man,” obviously off in thought, slowly walks over to the new guy and places an arm around his shoulder. “Everyone, please gather ‘round. I’d like to introduce our newest reindeer, Rudolph. There’s a bit of fog, so I’m gonna have him lead the sleigh tonight.”