It was Christmas Eve down the local.
"You look like you've won the lottery!" stated Josh.
"Oh, better than that," replied Jeff smugly.
An attractive blonde then walked into the pub kissing Jeff on the lips before retiring to the Ladies'.
"I hate to put a dampener on your mood," began Josh, "but Carol spent time in an asylum. She tried to kill a boyfriend. She's insanely jealous, emphasis on the insane."
"No, you're insanely jealous," barked Jeff. However, after a conversation with a young lady, Jeff noticed Carol's malignant eyes.
"You belong to me. You're mine now. understand?"
"You look like you've won the lottery!" stated Josh.
"Oh, better than that," replied Jeff smugly.
An attractive blonde then walked into the pub kissing Jeff on the lips before retiring to the Ladies'.
"I hate to put a dampener on your mood," began Josh, "but Carol spent time in an asylum. She tried to kill a boyfriend. She's insanely jealous, emphasis on the insane."
"No, you're insanely jealous," barked Jeff. However, after a conversation with a young lady, Jeff noticed Carol's malignant eyes.
"You belong to me. You're mine now. understand?"
