“I know someone who says he doesn’t believe in coincidences.”
“Who’s that?”
“The sheriff.”
“That’s because he’s a cop, sort of.”
“I don’t see your point.”
“See, cops don’t believe in coincidences because they deal mostly with liars and they think everyone is guilty. Lack of coincidence is a crutch they use so they won’t have to use their God-given imagination, peer into gray areas, or investigate reasonable doubt.”
“I almost understand what you mean.”
“Let me put this way. Cops avoid chaos and complication. Their approach to things simplifies the universe and enables them to fill out the paperwork.”
“Who’s that?”
“The sheriff.”
“That’s because he’s a cop, sort of.”
“I don’t see your point.”
“See, cops don’t believe in coincidences because they deal mostly with liars and they think everyone is guilty. Lack of coincidence is a crutch they use so they won’t have to use their God-given imagination, peer into gray areas, or investigate reasonable doubt.”
“I almost understand what you mean.”
“Let me put this way. Cops avoid chaos and complication. Their approach to things simplifies the universe and enables them to fill out the paperwork.”
