“Yeah. Pain in the neck, but that's the story.”
“How long's it been going on?”
“Oh, right around a week, give or take.”
“Have you tried any troubleshooting?”
“Everything under the sun. Help from I.T. guys, antivirus scans, reinstalling drivers. Nothing worked.”
“Sounds like it's a pretty serious situation. Where's your connection coming from, anyway?”
“Do you have to ask? From Pluto--just like everyone else's!”
“Looks like a trip to Pluto, to fix your connection in person, is what it's gonna take.”