“Reason for leaving last job?”
“Well, Ms Anderson, to receive benefits, you must accept any suitable offer of employment we can make. What’s your line of work?”
“I’m a hitperson,” Sally replied; politically correct at least.
The official looked unconcerned. “Really?” He reached for a postcard. “Looks like we’ve a position for you, Ms Anderson. Someone called Alice is looking for a hitperson. Do you do cats?”