Turning on the TV with the remote he settles down, bag of popcorn in hand, for the Yankees-Red Sox match.
The lunchtime Big Mac with two large fries, strawberry sundae and apple pie, have provided more than ample calories for his sedentary day.
Yet tonight he still has an appetite so he phones for a pizza, “Double cheese. Oh yes, and add a large bottle of Coke, please.”
Thus the lazy stream of his life proceeds quite serenely, putting him right on track for a heart attack.