“You didn’t see the announcement from the health department?”
“How can I go on, without a major food group?”
“Can’t you find more nutritious things to eat?”
“What’s life without the tastiest dessert of all--especially in the summer?”
“Have you considered others might not share your opinion?”
“Who would want to spend their days without ice cream?”
“You know you’re a piece of work, right?”
“Is that supposed to be a compliment?”
“Don’t you realize how ridiculous you sound?”
“What are you talking about?”
“Why do I bother?”