“Psst, my daughter needs to get into college.”
“Is she smart?”
“No.”
“Can she play?”
“No.”
“Who do you know?”
“Nobody.”
“Do you have money?”
“Yes.”
“Let’s talk. Follow my instruction. Keep it secret. We never met.”
“What do I do?”
“Get a camera and a soccer ball. Send me some video.”
“Then what?”
“PIck a school.”
“Stanford, Yale, no, Harvard!”
“Done, $75,000.”
“Is this legal?”
“This is the ‘side door’.”
“She’s my precious.”
“Of course.”
“The neighbors sent their kids to USC.”
“Bush league.”
“Am I a good parent?”
“Depends on your definition of good.”
“I’m desperate.”
“I know.”
“Is she smart?”
“No.”
“Can she play?”
“No.”
“Who do you know?”
“Nobody.”
“Do you have money?”
“Yes.”
“Let’s talk. Follow my instruction. Keep it secret. We never met.”
“What do I do?”
“Get a camera and a soccer ball. Send me some video.”
“Then what?”
“PIck a school.”
“Stanford, Yale, no, Harvard!”
“Done, $75,000.”
“Is this legal?”
“This is the ‘side door’.”
“She’s my precious.”
“Of course.”
“The neighbors sent their kids to USC.”
“Bush league.”
“Am I a good parent?”
“Depends on your definition of good.”
“I’m desperate.”
“I know.”
