Put your phones on hold and listen-up you buncha losers. I’m sure you all know that the current market for Sunday morning blessings has gotten really hot lately. Today only, the top earner will get, wait for it, a luscious $500 bonus.
Do I see a hand raised back there? What can I do for you sprout? “Sir, in going over the script, it, I mean, to cold-call people, selling them variably-specific, unsanctioned blessings seems odd.” That’s a great point, Mike. You’re fired! Mr. personnel man, get on that list of wannabes. I want that chair filled by noon today.
Do I see a hand raised back there? What can I do for you sprout? “Sir, in going over the script, it, I mean, to cold-call people, selling them variably-specific, unsanctioned blessings seems odd.” That’s a great point, Mike. You’re fired! Mr. personnel man, get on that list of wannabes. I want that chair filled by noon today.
