“Take me to your leader - or at least your girlfriend.”
“You look like Groucho . . .”
“I’m an alien.”
“But . . .”
“Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?”
“Uh -”
“Get a move on, Buster.”
“Why?”
“I have a message for the President.”
“Our president?”
“Absolutely! He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
"What message?
“We’re invading.”
“Why?”
“Putin’s busy.”