How many Plutonians does it take to change a light bulb?
Is this a joke?
No – I really wanna know.
Maybe you should be asking how many light bulbs a Plutonian can change.
Yeah … all those tentacles. Do they really grow more tentacles as they age?
Nah, that’s an old wives’ tale. What they got when they’re born is what they’re stuck with.
Except for the ones who get those grafts.
What do you mean?
You’ve probably seen those Plutonians with floppy tentacles. Those are fake.
Plastic surgery?
More like prostheses.
Boy, the things some will do for status.
Is this a joke?
No – I really wanna know.
Maybe you should be asking how many light bulbs a Plutonian can change.
Yeah … all those tentacles. Do they really grow more tentacles as they age?
Nah, that’s an old wives’ tale. What they got when they’re born is what they’re stuck with.
Except for the ones who get those grafts.
What do you mean?
You’ve probably seen those Plutonians with floppy tentacles. Those are fake.
Plastic surgery?
More like prostheses.
Boy, the things some will do for status.
