The Director of Human Resources studied the triplets seated on the other side of the desk.
“Beijing,” the one on the left said. “In – ”
“China. I know.” The HR guy couldn’t tell them apart anyway. “Well,” he said, “we’ve decided this is a job for three men nowadays. There are too many big parcels – the last woman left because she couldn’t cope. She didn’t have too good a beard either. What did you say your names were?”
They each answered in turn.
“Ho.”
“Ho.”
“Ho.”
“OK, you start on Monday.”