Fifty years ago Rocket Man and me, we set off in a rocket to the Moon. Rocket Man's job was to blow lots of hot air and make the rocket go fast. Nobody had ever been there before, not even the Russians. They chose me because I'm the cleverest guy in the world, I have the highest IQ ever.
So we went to the Moon and landed and it was made of green cheese. Rocket Man and me played golf – I won, naturally – then we came home and I became President. We made the Moon pay for the entire journey.
So we went to the Moon and landed and it was made of green cheese. Rocket Man and me played golf – I won, naturally – then we came home and I became President. We made the Moon pay for the entire journey.
